Sex Position of the Week: The Robert Marve

14 Feb

This week’s featured position is inspired by star football player Robert Marve.  It is a relatively advanced position that shouldn’t be attempted by second and third string sexxers.

The setup is very simple.  Perform rather lacklusterly then somersault and surprise your partner.  After that, the male partner tears his ACL trying to get up a take a shower.  The female partner then breaks up with him and dates several other guys losing more dignity with each one.

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